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I merely stated that I am not 55, and then left with my moisturizer and as much dignity and speed as possible.

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To the point, 40 years ago I would have been buying acne cream.

About a month ago my family doctor confirmed my body is proceeding in the ordained fashion.

I complained of experiencing unusual muscle pain of late.

She nodded with understanding and said this is when I need to use and tone my muscles as when a woman is PM (that香蕉视频直播檚 postmenopausal NOT postmortem, like I originally thought) she loses one per cent of her muscles every year.

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There is nothing wrong with being 55. Anderson Cooper turned 55 this year.

So did Faith Hill, Tim McGraw and Keith Urban. 1967 was a heck of a year for the country music industry.

Chef Gordan Ramsay is 55. Julia Roberts, Pamela Anderson and Nicole Kidman are all 55 too.

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Do you have something to add to this story, or something else we should report on? Email:andrea.demeer@similkameenspotlight.com